This week Keith Richard's book, Life, was released and in it he revealed that Mick Jagger, according to a lover they shared, has a tiny penis. This thrilled me when I first read it, but I know that such revelations are rarely true. And so I was not surprised when Mick's ex-wife Jerry Hall stated to the press that Mick was very well endowed.
Of course, none of his other lovers have stepped forward in his defense...So it does make one wonder.
But there are whispers around Hollywood regarding other celebrity penises -- most about who is well hung (David Letterman, Harrison Ford, Charlie Chaplin). I am interested in those on the opposite end of the penile spectrum. From what I have been able to gather, the smallest of the small belong to Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and potentially Kevin Costner (but Costner's smallness was observed flaccid in cold running water -- hardly a true test).
Have any of you heard of other famous men who possess a small erect penis?
I think I once heard Montgomery Clift had a small penis and, though I know he isn't an actor, Malcolm Lowry who wrote Under the Volcano was very poorly endowed. They mention that it was a real problem for him in a piece in the New Yorker a couple of years ago.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, you left Milton Berle off the well endowed list.
Glad you're back!
kathy for god's sake please post more often!
ReplyDeleteI thought of another well endowed famous person; per the plaster-casters, Jimi Hendrix. Someone remarked that his penis and guitar were roughly the same size. Though people were doing a lot of acid in those days.
ReplyDeleteAlso, regarding Julian's comment above, is there something we, as readers, could do to make this blog more rewarding for you? Would you like more feedback? Questions? Topics? I too would like to read more from you and would be willing to help in anyway. I understand that ,perhaps you are just too busy with your day-to-day life, but if there was something I/we could do I would love to hear what it is.
I really have enjoyed this blog and want to thank you again for writing it.
Kathy! can you divulge your thoughts on interracial couples...?
ReplyDeletePeter Frampton is "peterless" according to Sweet Connie Hamzy, rock n rolls greatest groupie who has slept with them all.
ReplyDeleteReally Enjoyed the post.
ReplyDeleteLike many I would like to hear more from a women's perspective.
Don't know about any famous people with small penis but back in the eighties my then girlfriend daughter who was in high school got a book from the library and it shown Victor Mature with a very lovely cock.
ReplyDeleteOk folks, searched "Famous people with small penis" and found and opened a few, one is:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.lemondrop.com/2009/06/01/17-famous-men-with-teeny-weenies/
The list, in no particular order:
(However you are free to imagine their size and them place them in proper "pecking" order!)
Daniel Radcliffe
Ben Affleck
Brad Pitt
Danny Bonaduce
Enrique Iglesias
Nick Lachey
Jude Law
Colin Ferrell
Howard Stern
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Ashton Kutcher
Eminem
Shia LeBeouf
And THAT should give you something to chew on but er, maybe not?
Courtney Love once said "Nine Inch Nails", more like three inch nails, so poor Trent Reznor, but then again, Courteny seems like the sort of girl who could only be satisfied by the fist of Adonis...
ReplyDeleteAre you still available for questions? Or are you available for therapy sessions?
ReplyDeleteHuey Lewis is supposed to be horse hung.
ReplyDeleteLike Kevin Costner, George Costanza was caught just after a swim in cold water.....
ReplyDeleteWonderful! Fantastic!
ReplyDeleteI just found this blog today and have been reading through the posts, enjoying every word. Bummer that it seems to have gone dormant, as I could really have used a place like this.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, fabulous work for what it was! Thanks for leaving it up as an archive...